dildo

noun
noun: dildo; plural noun: dildos
1. an object, sometimes equipped with a vibration device, usually phallic in nature, used to provide sexual stimulation.

2. a city in Newfoundland, Canada.

3. a species of long, narrow cactus.

1. "she masturbated with a dildo."
2. "Hes been in Dildo."
3. "Look at all those dildos!"

by The Carolinian Linguist February 25, 2022

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jeoy dildo

Someone who cant get girls so when he does get a girlfriend the relationship only last around 4 weeks, and because he cant girls he let them us him in any way they want

he has been a real jeoy dildo in all his relationships lately

by burrito not taco September 22, 2020

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you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time

Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"

by #4567 February 20, 2017

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3 Eyed Dildo

The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.

Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!

by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020

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Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

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