by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt June 9, 2018

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

The three magic words to get someone in instant maximum trouble and automatically unwelcome in any group indefinitely.
by Someone32143214 February 19, 2025

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
