Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.

Kill Me! PLEASE

by ohshitheshere November 6, 2020

Stop Command Q-ing Me

Usually said by the victim to get the message across to the person who is 'command q-ing'

"STOP COMMAND Q-ING ME!"

by VootVootAhh August 12, 2018

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Fuck Me Please

When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.

Fuck Me Please or PME.
FUCK ME PLEASE MR. BIG BALLS

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009

excuse the fuck out of me

zendaya when hunter posts

*hunter posts*

zendaya: excuse the fuck out of me.

by papichulo445 February 27, 2021

Me Me

What children say when they try to say meme.

Kid: DAD I MADE A NEW ME ME!
Dad: What did you say?
Kid: Me Me???
Dad: IT'S BEATING TIME
Kid: OH SHI-*Slapping Noises*

by BOT1games April 20, 2019