Kick me

To send nudes

I'm horny, can you kick me?

by nondictionaryuser March 28, 2023

Exsqueeze me?!

a term my mum says ALOT

*sits in mothers spot* her: exsqueeze me?!
tadyaaa there u gow

by not Shylilly or filian April 10, 2024

Me

A failure

I'm a meem.

What? Did you really expect an actual example?

by Xx_FazeNagatoPain_no_u_urmomga June 28, 2018

paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 3, 2022

walk on me

It is a common word used my bitches that want the dick, or people that want to get knots out of their back

Bitches using it:
Oh daddy yes walk on me I want that dick and I know you want this vagina

Knots: I need to get this knot out, can you walk on me?

by Frankrm September 23, 2017

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

Pretzel Me

Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.

R.I.P PretzelMe

agh! AGH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps out window*

I believe in you pretzel me!

by Someone who IS NOT pretzelme September 2, 2008