Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.
by Iworkfromhome April 20, 2017

The occurrence when one's vocal chords fail to flow smoothly, thus, resulting in a crack in one's voice. After the mentioned cracking, almost everyone in the room must respond with some reference to Tim Hayes. I.E. "What was that Tim?"
by Schuyler VanBuren January 6, 2008

Tim Cheese, born on May 5th, 1962, in Chicago, Illinois, is a notorious criminal mastermind and leader of the Breadsticks gang. Abandoned as a child on the streets of O-Block, he grew up with no known parents, but scientists later confirmed he is the cousin of Biggie Cheese, the famous rapper. From a young age, Tim displayed a sharp mind for strategy and deception, making him a dangerous figure in the criminal underworld. Unlike most gangsters who relied on brute strength, Tim’s power came from his cunning, manipulation, and tactical brilliance. Also the man who murdered John Pork.
by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

Another word for the ganja
by bigtimma November 12, 2022

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?
Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.
Everyone: Be more honest.
Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.
Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.
Everyone: Be more honest.
Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.
by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

by Thot_punisher December 1, 2018

He said-Tim did bad things- it’s over for him.
She said-the police knew who he was, they said he wasn’t a cop or in a bikie gang. He will be gone and no one will mind.
She said- Tim deserves what he will get-
He said-everyone agrees
She said-the police knew who he was, they said he wasn’t a cop or in a bikie gang. He will be gone and no one will mind.
She said- Tim deserves what he will get-
He said-everyone agrees
by jjayneellen November 24, 2019
