dip n tip

It's when someone dips their ballsack in someone else's mouth and then leaves a dollar bill on the person's chest.

Last night the guy passed out in our living room so i dip n tipped him, left the poor bastard a dollar.

I dip n tipped your poor mother last night...at least I thought it was her.

He lived a meager life selling dips for tips.

by TBC101010 October 18, 2010

Surf N Turf

A combination oral sex act in which one moves fluidly between cunnilingus and anilingus.

Matt was awesome and in tune with the ladies, it didn't take him any time at all to get some serious surf N turf at any time of day.

by porkrocket October 09, 2016

CTRL+Shift+N

When you getting in for a cheeky wank after a long day (incognito mode), used to watch some uddat goooods

Ty(Rone): Where's willy?
Alex: Think is going for that CTRL+Shift+N
Ty(Rone): oooo pulling a cheeky nut

Alex: ay lmao

by Willy Xdddd March 13, 2017

Dog 'N Log

Dog it and log it is a phrase in similar vain to such phrases as "bag it and tag it" or "hump it and dump it". In this case, a guy gets a dirty dog out with a chick, typically of a drunken nature, and subsequently records the details of said dogging in a log of some kind.

Bill took a seat in front of the fireplace of his personal library. After putting his glasses on, he logged the dirty details of the previous night's debaucherous encounter.

Bro 1: Yo bro, did you get the dog out with that whore Stacy last night?
Bro 2:Yea bro, I dogged it and logged it.
Both: Dog 'N Log!

by DogMaster3000 November 24, 2011

Sniff 'n Whack

The act of smelling/sniffing a girls vagina or asshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent.

Dude 1- "See that girl over there?"

Dude 2- "Yeah why?"

Dude 1- "She forced me to Sniff 'n Whack :/.."

Dude 2- "My condolences, dude...."

by NIFFNACK June 17, 2011

terr' 'n tirny

Terror and Tyranny as pronounced by Dubya

Saddam has weapons of terr' 'n tirny!

by Xenu Intersmegmatic Warcraft April 12, 2009

Meet n Yeet

To show up to class long enough to be counted as present then making a dash for the door.

Sara: I don’t wanna go to class today.
Carson: then just pull a meet n yeet like I did!

by Pettybrenda September 11, 2018