Austin

a person with no brain but is fun to be around with.

me: if you answer this question wrong you are an Austin what is 1+1?
guy 1: I don't know.
me: congratulations you are an Austin.

by truedictinoary September 5, 2023

The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.

Adjective
“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him

by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024

Austin

Austin is a great boyfriend, if your boyfriend is Austin you’re winning.

Nobody:

Me: I love Austin sooo much, he’s such a great guy, he’s smart, funny, good looking and knows how to make me happy. He’s my choppa!

by Austin’s gf November 28, 2020

Austin

Austin is the sexiest man out there if you need someone just scream DADDY and there he is i did it once and wow like wow

Austin

by Suckapickle May 11, 2019

Austin

A total retard

Like why is Austin such a retard

by Wack boi July 28, 2020

Austin

Austin's usually are country boys. With a charming smile and a big heart. They will tell you all the right things to get you to do what they want. Austin will make promises to make you feel safe just to never fulfill them. Austin will usually break your heart if your to nice. Austin's go after bitchy girls and if your a nice caring woman will use you till he is over you and has used you dry. Watch out for country boys named austin.

Person 1: Hey look at that country boy, he seems sweet.

Person 2: But be careful girl his name is austin.

by Cat_lover1345 August 11, 2019

Austin long

A person whos hair looks like a mop and hangs out with roadmen

"Mop the poopdeck!" said austin long

by Your open bumhole December 1, 2019