Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg
by Rahmaglano October 31, 2021
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Alaskan Surprise

When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
by antijokenonqueere September 04, 2012
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Alaskan Raspberry

When you freeze a condom, put it on, and have sex with a girl while she is on her period.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that Mike gave Shelly an Alaskan Raspberry?"
Dude 2: "No way! I heard that hurts man."
Dude 1: "It does, I gave Karen one and my stuff hurt for a week."
by basement god May 27, 2022
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Alaskan Snowball Creampie

When the man cums in her mouth to avoid a pregnancy, and the woman spits the cum into her own vagina in order to impregnate herself.
Janet is so desperate to have a child, she even went for the Alaskan Snowball Creampie.
by BAE DPers April 17, 2024
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Alaskan Thunderstorm

The act of violently shitting on your partner, then using a taser to their testicles during their climax.
“Did you get laid last night?”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”
by fart+piss+shit+cum=screenshot December 08, 2021
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Alaskan noza

A action were you have diarrhoea and shit in a wine glass and swirl with your finger then lick your finger then put your erect dick in the wine swirl it then get your girl to suck your dick you do this till she shits herself
I hear ty used the alaskan noza on his girlfriend
by Tkgaming yt March 30, 2021
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Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
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