Summer Wummer

ThIS is when you lose your virginity during the summer break, not the same if you out of grade school.
Dude did you even have a summer wummer this year like everyone already did bro!
by longjohndogger69 September 16, 2022
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summer wummer

ThiS is when you lose your virginity during summer break, not the same if your out of any sort of school.
DUDE did you even have your summer wummer this year, like everyone already did.
by longjohndogger69 September 16, 2022
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summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.
Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.
by SailOnJoe April 26, 2018
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Summer Staples

Summer Staples is a massive simp for her partner and Wilbur Soot.
friend: Hey have you met Summer Staples
me: yeah they are a simp
by 00000liiiii March 14, 2022
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Summer Donovan

Summer is so easy to talk to which makes her easy to confide in (especially for me with trust issues). She is the sweetest, most amazing person but can’t ask out her crush. She will be with you through thick and thin. She lights up the room and always makes people laugh. Sum is sooo beautiful and basically a goddess. I love her so fucking much I can’t put it in words.
Summer Donovan is perfect.
by ella.tia November 02, 2021
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Dave summers

Verb: A agricultural practice that describes a person sowing all of their land to one crop, usually Canola, for two or more years
1. “Ah you hear about tim he’s gonna Dave summers it this year
“Fuck why would he do that?
by Canuck0305 June 19, 2019
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summer effect

Happens during summer when everyone stops respond to messages and ignores you. It's a tuff season
Damn a nigga really lonely the summer effect must've kicked in
by Arx007 July 07, 2019
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