The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.
Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".
Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".
Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".
by theartofbeingbopular November 16, 2011
Get the Summer Standardsmug. by Tittymantom November 3, 2017
Get the Chance summersmug. “Dude! What happened to your hair??”
“It’s a summer cut. Old English sheepdogs do it every year.“
“Man, you don’t know about sheepdogs.”
“You don’t know about summer cuts!”
“It’s a summer cut. Old English sheepdogs do it every year.“
“Man, you don’t know about sheepdogs.”
“You don’t know about summer cuts!”
by Prometheus52 December 30, 2019
Get the Summer cutmug. by udictionary2 July 17, 2014
Get the Summer woodmug. Means when you pop your pussy or coochie or vagina to the lord :) and by popping we mean POPPING THAT SHIT!!!!. PERIOD happy pride :)
by #FUCK THE BIBLE YOU HOLY WHORE June 26, 2022
Get the holy girl summermug. Wow you seen that! Most sexiest girl any man would be lucky to lay their eyes on that, her eyes are so beautiful and sexy with her brunette hair. She has a smokin hot curvy body with a big bum. Any man is lucky to have summer in there bed who wouldn’t! on a side not she is insecure but she gets all the guys attention, she is very sexy wearing red! hey look u seen that girl? quick go get her number she is a sexy model!
by denic_64 November 25, 2021
Get the Summermug. Think living your best life… but better. Absolutely zero fucks given. Covid? Don’t know her. Thriving? Middle name. Play pen? Second home. Lover boys for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert. This is the ultimate peak. Often dreamed about but never achieved.
Did you see that girl last night? She’s having a mauve girl summer.
Damn, I wish I was having a mauve girl summer.
Damn, I wish I was having a mauve girl summer.
by Loverboyszn July 10, 2021
Get the Mauve Girl Summermug.