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Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.
1. “How are you man?”
I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”
by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021
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Straight Zoo

A generic VrChat world were you watch the E-boys and E-Girls interact with each other.
Sorry joined my friend who was in a Straight Zoo, had to get out of there was falling asleep.
by Blazingskullking December 3, 2022
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Straight Burgundy

Not slick. The opposite of cool. This is the bottom of the hierarchy of being. No conscious style or effort in fashion shown. Very much not put together.
'Woah, did you see that one kid? Straight burgundy, mate.'
'See that girl? Yeah she's straight burgundy'
'Dude, you're not killin it today- you're lookin' straight BURGUNDY'.
by spicym8 May 13, 2015
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straight nation

a group of queers who made a Minecraft nation to act more straight when they are in the closet
by leafle December 6, 2021
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Super Straight

One who is attracted to the opposite biological sex, obviously excluding disgusting trans people.
The Super Straight flag, 🟧⬛️, comes from the colors of Pornhub.com

Male (XY) attracted to Female (XX)
Or
Female (XX) attracted to Male (XY)
Jeff: Hey, do you like girls

Alex: Yes

Jeff: What about trans girls

Alex: I am only attracted to Women who are born with XX chromosomes and who I am physically, sexually, emotionally, or aesthetically attracted to.

Jeff: Isn’t that transphobic?

Alex: No, I have no problem with Trans people, I just identify as super straight and am only attracted to people born as the opposite sex.
by TrueDefinitions21 September 12, 2023
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Straight Elmer

Horny piece of shit that is not good at anything.
Your nothing but a straight elmer with your bottlenosed dolphin lookin ass.
by Samthesaucegod April 17, 2019
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Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.
My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.
by Gar Grim March 15, 2023
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