Sock Offs

The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.

Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"

"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"

by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018

Sock Bottom

When on tour or traveling, you use the last pair of socks in your luggage and all the socks left are smelly.

Touring during the summer is the worst. I only made it to San Francisco before I hit sock bottom.

by 2020Logan July 21, 2011

Suggy Sock

A group chat on twitter full of dysfunctional nutters. The Suggy Socks stan Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell.

Oi you Suggy Sock, calm your shit. Creme eggs are good xoxo

by @cmb_sunflowers << twitter February 24, 2019

sock stealer

A person who steals a sock used by a man for masturbation, with the intent to get pregnant.

Sarah claims adam got her pregnant but in reality she's just a sock stealer

by The one for you oh yeah December 9, 2012

Salt Sock

Stuffing your cum sock into the mouth of your girlfriend during sex. Usually done without warning and ends badly.

My girlfriend wouldn’t shut up during sex so I salt socked her.

by not listening March 6, 2019

Glass Sock

Where a man leaves his "juices" in sock overnight and in the morning the juice is all crusty and 'glass like'
hence glass sock

Henry left his glass sock on the floor, only for his dog to start licking it in the morning.

by Cergoth November 19, 2020

rice socks

A Latino thing; having rice (white/brown) stuck to the bottoms of your socks after walking around the dining room or kitchen after dinner.

Aw Miguel, look at you, you've got rice socks. Go change them, shower and clean the floor when you're done.

by Un hombre negro October 8, 2019