September 7th

National Newt Day

Stevie: Hey Eleni its my birthday september 7th

Eleni: Shut up its newt day
Stevie: Wtf is that
Eleni: Time to watch maze runner

by ii_wOoDs_ii October 17, 2019

september 15

the day when Cedric dances a striptease for Lior cuz its her bday

Lior: what re u doin-
Cedric /shakes his ass/
Lior: omg-
Me: thats september 15! happy bday stay horny!!!

by railmekai August 28, 2021

September 27

September 27th is the day where you get to ask ur crush for his or hers hoodie day!

Girl: Hey, so, um so Brody, ur my crush and today is September 27th the day where u get to ask ur crush for his or her hoodie and I was wondering if I could have urs?
Crush: Sure, here. You can keep it btw!

by burkedemon108 September 27, 2021

September 23

September 23rd is National fuck your best friend day. Your allowed to give head, grab ass, and get laid but only with your best friend.

It’s September 23 I’ll be seeing you later today

by Ligit_infomation September 22, 2021

September 18th

This is national all homo day. The opposite of no homo. Makes straight men homo for the gay shit they do.

It is not John Cena’s birthday.

John Cena said, “it is not my birthday, does that mean I can’t put this cake in my ass?”
His wife said, “aye Jimmy, you’re embodying the September 18th ‘all homo’ vibes right now. Should we have a talk?”

by Jimmy John Cena. Freaky muscle October 16, 2019

September 29th

Let me guess this is your birthday? If it's not then... ok then if you were born on September 29th your as cool as the person that was born on September 28th. What did you expect me to tell you? Anyway Joe came down with a case of Ligma and Updog

Joe Mama. Ligma balls. Nothing much what's up with you? That's right September 29th had the jokes!

by Trustymilk12 October 16, 2019

September 26

A completely trash day. I can’t believe today is a thing it shouldn’t be.

September 26 is trash because it is the release date for Fortnite

by Chicks luv me October 21, 2019