Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

Rub D.N. Boot Polish

Rub D.N. is premier boot polish used by only the most elite soldiers around the world.

Sergeant: Are your shoes scuffed, solider? Are you looking for Rub D.N. Boot Polish? Well why don’t you Rub DEEEZ NUTTZZZ!

by The D.N. Expert February 23, 2023

Rub D.N. Boot Polish

Boot Polish for Deez Nuts

Hey dude, what do you use to polish your boots?
Oh I use Rub D.N. Boot Polish ,it's for Deez Nuts.

by D.N. Boot Polish February 23, 2023

polish enchalada

The act of eating an Israeli burrito out of another's asshole

That girl is so hot I would let her feed me a polish enchalada

by LovingLifeSince83 March 28, 2023

Polish Lawnjob

Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer. The difference is in the finish: after dropping your butt bomb, you smear it around in a circular motion on her (or his) chest with your asscheeks...just like a vehicular Lawnjob, though instead of tearing up someone's lawn with your car, you smearing last night's dinner all over your sex partner.

She asked me for a Cleveland Steamer, but I was feeling spicy so gave her a Polish Lawnjob instead.

by jagpipe willy February 4, 2023

The Polish Cannon

Nickname for Sebastian Janikowski from the media.

The Polish Cannon was one of the top kickers and partiers in college history.

by Coop Dupe February 17, 2023

polishing the coral

When a woman uses her hands or feet, to stimulate a man’s private parts whilst underwater.

I was hanging out in the hot tub with Susan, and all of a sudden she began polishing the coral, all whilst holding a glass a champagne.

by Capt. Stillman December 24, 2023