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Noah Yoshimoto

The one and only Hawaii-only failure of a celebrity. He's extremely well known for his trashy slurs such as "Fuck you, you skrub," or "God fucking damn it, I'm gonna go kms after this show. See you guys later." He's the edgelord of the fallen celebrities. He was very experimental, and tried to combine country, Hawaiian, rap, and death metal together in his music. He had a very squeaky voice that sounds like he hasn't gone through puberty yet, but the instrumentals were pretty cool.

His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"

Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.

TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
Noah Yoshimoto was the the edgiest of edgelords.
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Noah

Noah is a great friend who has a big and warm heart. He called God's Brother, no, but he feels that way. He believes in God and he always stands up for people and help them. He never wants anything bad to others. He always takes it easy when really an ordinary man
would become angry.
-Hi
-Hello
-You are kind as a Noah
-Thanks, I knew it🙏
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yo last nigh she had a Noah man !!!
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noah

Noah is a great person to know. He is supportive when you are upset and is good at listening. He is really cute and has gorgeous eyes. He is depressed but good at covering it up. You will be lucky to know one.
Noah is so cute!
Noah is really sweet!
Noah has pretty eyes!
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Noah

From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.
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Noah

How's the crops doing Noah? "whip!!"
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