National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.

Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End

by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024

homie sip

When you lay on the ground and someone sprays water ( from a gatorade bottle) and you drink the whole bottle in one go

Jacob: Hey pass the homie sip
Jose: Lay on the floor
Jacob:*lays on floor*

Jose :*gatorade bottle sprays*
Jose: Only for the homies

by PleasureFromSippage September 27, 2019

Homie hopper

savannah

savannah is a homie hopper

by jdog2828 August 18, 2022

homie head

When 2 friends are together and one sucks them off

Dylan just gave Justin homie head

by Jajagsuaiajha July 4, 2024

Homie Hopper

Jacob Mack

if you were a girl, you'd be a homie hopper

by MoochieMan March 5, 2020

homie hopper

Inspired by the word grasshopper, a homie hopper is a woman who is distinguished to be obviously pursuing sexual relationships within a friend group in a time frame of less than three months.

Man, Amelia and Jared sure have been spending a lot of time together... wasn't she just with his boy Clarence?
Yeah... She was with that other guy John just a few weeks ago too... they're a whole ass friend group
Damn... she sure is a homie hopper!

by celibatepedophile January 25, 2023

fire homie

A sacred bond that can never be broken under any circumstances was created by acient aztecs it was the highest level of homieness that could ever be achieved most would spend there whole life trying to achieve it

Bro we are fire homies and we always will be

by Sharquan Lewis January 9, 2017