she is the biggest booch ever who just broke up with her boyfriend because he was so ugly but I love her so much because we both make fun of saggy eggs together and that is a lot of fun so love ya booch
by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019
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Get the <.7..9.76.>De Duele La Bariga Cuando Digo Sal De La Vida Mia<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
by Cockfighter101 February 23, 2022
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Two parts being connected and fit in perfectly
Two parts being connected and fit in perfectly
Are they crying to "Stanga"?
-I guess they're just Mia and Maria-ing
Are those two girls rolling down a hill?
-That's what I call Mia and Maria
-I guess they're just Mia and Maria-ing
Are those two girls rolling down a hill?
-That's what I call Mia and Maria
by Daredevilamelia March 11, 2018
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Leah: Have u seen my mum, she hasn't come home home yet.
Dino albino: OH don't worry mia was fucking her last night in my fast car.
Dino albino: OH don't worry mia was fucking her last night in my fast car.
by Imala Snow January 7, 2022
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Ugh, why is Mia still here.
by Miasmell June 22, 2022
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