Sexy motherfucker who loves to talk about his crushes but never get to the 2nd stage. That's sad but he's a good-hearted guy.
by zauneidexe November 21, 2021
Get the Max Juliusmug. by gohawkx February 27, 2019
Get the Max Seegsmug. A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.
he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.
he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.
Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!
by JewLova1952 June 1, 2022
Get the Max Blakemug. v. to microwave
Sally: Do you want something to eat, Grandma?
Grandma: Oh, you can just max thrust some leftovers for me.
Grandma: Oh, you can just max thrust some leftovers for me.
by Housies September 11, 2010
Get the max thrustmug. A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT
by ShakaylaisHawt June 7, 2016
Get the max blingmug. by Chief Esteben November 23, 2009
Get the max offmug. A humorous character which is really funny. He has an artichoke head and hes gay and likes wet cum 🤓☝️
by PoshoRider May 23, 2023
Get the Max The Artichokemug.