may guy

A May Guy. A guy born in may. Usually stubborn, but willing to learn. Very proud and a natural leader in times of extreme stress. Loves to fuck but cares more about personality than he will admit. Also, most May guys like to drive fast.

"Did you see that guy break up the fight?"
"Yeah he's a may guy."
"Damn thought he was gonna jump I'm
"He wanted to but his girl was watching"

by MASTERQUEEF112 July 3, 2018

William May

He is very thiiicccc and is a good bin monitior

CHEERS TO WILLIAM

William May is a dick and he is also thiccccc

by mrthiiicccc December 2, 2020

May 30th

National Be nice to your boyfriend day

boyfriend: it’s may 30th
girlfriend: so what?
boyfriend: that means you have to be nice to me

by reallybigcheese May 30, 2021

May 18th

May 18th is the official Julie day. It is the day we celebrate all the julies, and give them some extra looove. If you know someone named Julie, give them a hug on this day. That is importsant.

Frida: Omg, Julie, it's your day today! Do you want a hug?
Julie: Yes please. I would kill for a good huggie right now!

Frida: Does anyone know what day it is?
Peter: it's the international Julie day!
parker: Oh, I have to go hug Julie, my mom.
Bruce: Oh it's May 18th!

Julie: thank you for hugging me.

by Peepee Parker May 11, 2021

May 15

Be nice to your siblings

Me: hey sis wanna go to the movies?
Sis: um this isn’t normal
Me: it’s May 15 national be nice to ur siblings

Sis: oh okay in that case yes!

by machary May 12, 2022

May 30

International Punch anyone who Punched you yesterday twice as Hard!!!

It’s a liberations of Zach’s world Wide on May 30

by Maidchan May 28, 2021

20th May

The rare people born on this day are the ones we want to rule the world. They are being defined of having the behavior of true kings (or queens). Pure, humble, charismatic, polite, they inspire us to be better. And if you’re very close to them, they will to everything to help you and have a childish sense of humor that will make you laugh your lungs off. But even tho they’re extremely attractive, as surprising as it may seems, they struggle a lot to be in a serious and passionate relationship, sometimes because they don’t want to, or they’re scared to hurt someone. Awwww :(

20th may is the day of Taurus in astrology

by Meaningman November 22, 2021