Lesbian Dad

A super protective lesbian who will throw hands with her gay son's boyfriend if her son gets hurt

"My lesbian dad is gonna flip when she figures out my boyfriend and I broke up..."

by Thatgaykid13 September 7, 2020

lesbian bread

Bread that is overly filly with fiber and resembles tree bark of bird food

“Have you tried Activia for your constipation?”
“Not yet, but I did just buy some lesbian bread to help clear me out”

by All knowing queer September 24, 2020

Magnetic Lesbians

Lesbians SO gay they seem to reel other lesbian and bisexual girls in, subsequently sticking to them.

"Oh my god, Rikki and Char are such lesbians, they're practically magnetic lesbians!"

by Rikkithemagnificent December 15, 2012

Lesbian Layaway

Developing a friendship with someone you are attracted to who is currently off the market to increase your chances of having sex with or dating them when they are available.

While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.

That girl Lauren is so hot, and I really want to date her but she's still involved with that behemoth girlfriend of hers. I'll just put her on Lesbian Layaway, become her "best friend" and wait until their crappy relationship ends again so I can sweep her off her feet.

by c-dawg lemaire January 10, 2012

Lipstick lesbian

A lipstick lesbian is a lesbian that is feminine in appearance and wears lipstick & make-up to enhance their beauty as well as clothing and hair styles more associated with a traditional female role. Most often, but not always, their mannerisms are also feminine in nature.

My niece from a very rural town in the midwest has just come out and asked me my opinion of the women in California. I told her that if she likes lipstick lesbians to consider Los Angeles as the lesbians look just like models and actresses. However, if she likes a more masculine appearing/acting woman, San Francisco is full of bull dykes and she may be happier in the Bay Area. Either way, she should move out of her town and GO WEST.

by THugedum June 8, 2023

Andros lesbian

A lesbian who is a mix of masculine and feminine

"Is she a butch or a femme?"

"Neither, she's an andros lesbian"

by AndrosLesbian June 10, 2023

budget lesbian

a woman who says she's bisexual yet only dates women

John: Ever wonder why Lily only dates women when she's bi?
Kyle: That's because she's a budget lesbian.

by PropertyofTimotheeChalamet March 2, 2023