Crack fien & Theif
Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals
can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time
Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals
can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time
by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023
Get the Jason Smolicmug. Jason is a guy who will be there for you when you don’t know who to turn to. He is the most funniest person on your contacts list I guarantee. Jason will be a shoulder to lean on and will comfort you in times of need. Jason will be there and never let you down when memes are required. Though he had a dark sense of humour, he knows what to say in serious times. Jason will always make sure that you are okay if you have any sign of sadness. He is loyal, jokey and handsome. Jason will make your life a hell of a lot better.
by Sando June 8, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. 
A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.
by Cam2000 February 6, 2023
Get the The Jason Sicknessmug. 1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.
2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.
2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.
by Spilledconcealeronwhiteshirt March 9, 2024
Get the Jasonmug. A confident statement that makes up colloquialisms to articulate something others don’t fully understand.
by Doc Hudson November 1, 2025
Get the Jasonismmug. A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
Get the Jasonmug.