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holds your asparagus

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"
by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020
mugGet the holds your asparagusmug.

Hold a Frank

A phrase used by immortals like Harlz when Largs penises need to be held.
Harlz: “Yo Takerei fuck that bitch she can hold a frank
by Lukebron May 30, 2022
mugGet the Hold a Frankmug.

the german hold

a pressure point exploited by the germans while transporting prisioners in ww2. The german hold is exicuted by simultaniously pulling someone's ear with the thumb and forefinger while simultanoiusly driving another digit into the space were someones ear and jaw meet. It is known for causing extream pain in those who incorrectly try to excape, forcing them to move with the person exicuting the hold.
The german hold hurts like hell. I used it on my brother once to get him out of my room.
This movie was used to force many people into their "quarters" during ww2
by rtb567 February 17, 2008
mugGet the the german holdmug.

arch hold

A crossfit instructor renowned for forgetting to take a picture of the WOD board.
by Tehejs July 21, 2017
mugGet the arch holdmug.
“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise
vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs
by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 6, 2024
mugGet the HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)mug.

hold a girls hand day

Hold a girls hand day. that’s it.

“Hey are you gonna hold a girls hand today?”

“wdym?”

“It’s September 16th, you hold a girls hand today”
by slayythedayyy September 16, 2022
mugGet the hold a girls hand daymug.
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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025
mugGet the .9.<.7.9.7.6.>.9.Cold Breath, Hot Noise.9.9.9.ZotAVEoiD & Hold Tests.9.<.7.9.7.6.>.9.mug.

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