Caleb: oh i like painkiller lol haha im gay
Reasonable person: lol painkiller is fucking girlfriend metal xD
Reasonable person: lol painkiller is fucking girlfriend metal xD
by victorekberg October 1, 2017

by Itsonlyjoshhere November 27, 2020

Get A Girlfriend Day is on February 5, and on that day people that are single are forced to have a girlfriend, if they don’t get one in the up coming month of March, they will be forced to throw it back until they do it.
by K-9-47 January 5, 2021

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.
by lovergirllx March 8, 2024

okay this is one for all my fellow males out there
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand
yeah I'm gay how did you know?
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand
yeah I'm gay how did you know?
joe: yeah man I just got a girlfriend!
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?
by AtOneWithTheSussy December 28, 2021

A person you fall in love with and become happy to see and and item you just use and throw away like nothing happened
by Abbiew110<33 January 25, 2022

A demon disguised as a human with a red dress and heels. She made her first song debut called Kiss Me Again.
by GirlfriendGearest June 14, 2023
