fudge wax

When you stick your finger in your but before you give someone a wet willy.

I gave Billy the nastiest fudge wax ever.

by Greenman2000 June 18, 2018

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fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.

Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.

by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011

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Mudge fudge

When a man goes from the girls anus to her vagina not realising she needed to poop and thus covering his penis with copious amounts of feaces, then filling her vagina with feaces

Was having a great time at the orgy last night, Until when I was fucking this girl I realised the dude before me had filled her with mudge fudge

by Free dude June 9, 2016

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An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.

These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...

by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017

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