Bag of cunt flaps

A descriminating but also hilarious way of offending someone.
Something you may say in anger if you stubbed your toe.

You really do look like a bag of cunt flaps today.
(stubbed toe) OW...bag of cunt flaps

by Gingershavesouls August 1, 2012

Flash Flood

Sneak up on a person and jizz on their face and yell "FLASH FLOOD!!"

Mike snuck up on Suzan and yelled "FLASH FLOOD!!"

by Filthy Fetus Face October 7, 2008

Flash Gordon

The one and only Flash is faster than the speed of light.......

Rig:"Hey who keeps turning off the lights?"
STG:"I don't know?"
Rig:"That Flash"
STG:"Snigger...."

by Mr Flash January 27, 2005

roast beef flaps

this is when the vagina has a strikingly close resemblence to the roast beef at the deli usually found on a dick chicken hooker mouth. it sometimes even has the irradescent shine. this is caused by the vagina getting riddled with dicks

"man that dick chicken from last night had some staright up roast beef flaps what a hooker mouth it appears that her vagina has been riddled by a thoushand dicks".

by shoosterjama July 31, 2009

flash

Noun- short for flash light. Used in pulp detective novels of the 40's and 50's.

I took out my flash because it was dark.

by newessex June 17, 2005

flash

Nerds think it's a computer program, jocks think it's when a girl shows you their boobies. In reality, it is an awesome super hero from THE JUSTICE LEAGUE! YAAAAY!

1. Ooh, is that the new Abobe Flash Player? *stiffy*

2. Yo, bitch, flash me some titties up in hurr! *stiffy*

3. Oh, Flash, fuck my man-gina harder, faster, oh yeah. *stiffy*

by Because I Feel Like It March 4, 2008

flabs

A man or woman who appears to have abs, but when close enough, it is just their body fat. Their body fat may even have taken the form of abs.

Frat boy #1: "Check out the belly on that chick. She must work out."
Frat boy #2: "No, dude, Can't you tell? It's just flabs."

by VeggieLizzieeee October 24, 2010