Epic gamer

Racist

Muse A: "Hey did you know I'm an epic gamer?"
Muse B: "Oh my god so am I!"

by CumStainInTheWall June 9, 2022

Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).

Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.

by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021

le epic

he do bo epic

"is he le epic"
"yes indeed"

by W3egee October 13, 2020

Epic Yolo swag

Epic Yolo swag

"I indeed have Epic Yolo swag."

by Azknu June 17, 2021

Epic Oof

An oof that is too large to be a mega oof, but not large enough to be a legendary oof.

It was an Epic Oof when the sink overflowed in the kitchen.

by Sluurrp October 15, 2019

Epic friends

A term commonly used in a popular US owned ski resort ski town where 2 or more engage in regular "epic" relations which may or may not involve sex and occasionally spending meaningful time together outside of the bedroom.

This is a euphemism based on the term "epic friends" created by a popular US owned ski resort company for skiing with a friend benefits.

Epic friends
Robbie - "Where did you end up last night Magnolia?"

Magnolia - "I got lucky and spent an epic night with my epic friend!"

by Yourepicfriend69 August 22, 2025

epic duel

A "good" game made by artix,very fun until:
You do anything as a mercenary
You get to about level 20 as tech mage
You get about level 30 as a bounty hunter
The game is so slow,noone even plays it anymore.You go into 2v2 and it takes 10 minutes to either get you in a juggernaut or find another 3 bots which are way too much better than you and they absolutely destroy you,the bot on your team dies like instantly and then you gain nothing.You can't do literally anything without varium,and varium takes money.

Epic duel:
F2P Mercenary:Exists
F2P Tech Mage:*kills mercenary haha im so good
F2P Bounty Hunter:Kills literally like everyone
Paid anything:cant lose and is like max lvl and all shit and literally is impossible to beat

by JoeyTheGambler March 17, 2019