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bloody christian ears

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually
Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls
by DDRJ12 December 3, 2017
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pistol grip ears

Grabbing the right and left ears as hand grips as guides for oral Sex.
I used my girlfriends pistol grip ears and made her lick my scrotum.
by Scans old lady May 12, 2018
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Turn on your ears

To listen or hear with intention.
"Hey! Turn on your ears and pay attention!"
by Zehn_Master January 27, 2010
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Ear sex sounds

Omg I heard the new episode and it was ear sex sounds in my ear it’s the greatest show of all time
by THEStupidPodcaster July 2, 2021
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Mr. Dick Ear

Mr. Dick Ear is the term you would call someone who has an ear fetish and enjoys putting their dicks into people's ears.
She found out that the strange man was a Mr. Dick Ear when he tried to have sex with her ear.
by Undesirable.savage May 22, 2016
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Travis Scott's ear

Woah is that Travis scott's ear from fortnite?!?!?!?!?!?!
by Hench neck December 8, 2020
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Ringtone ear rape

When you have your phone turned off all day and you turn it back on only to be ear raped by your repetitive ringtone going off more than multiple times, annoying you and everyone near enough to hear
I had my phone off all day to save battery for the trip, when I turned it back on I suffered from some seriousness ringtone ear rape.
by Gamerdude652 June 6, 2014
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