Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

clock that T

It means when you don't believe somebody, and you want to know the truth about what they are saying to you.

In school people always say clock that T!

by Obx girlyy February 14, 2025

Clock block

one who prevents others from finishing their work day. Intentional, passive aggressive, or unintentional

-Cant punch out til this clock block emails me.
- I can't believe Kyle is clock blocking me. Now my whole evening is ruined.
-my boss is the worst. But, I got back at him with some clock blocking.

by NuteeProf January 14, 2021

Set your clock back

To knock someone the hell out

I'm getting ready to set your clock back bro

by T1430 July 21, 2017

Clock-Noose

When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.

After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.

Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm

The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose

by Thejuice April 9, 2013

Half Clock It

When you clock someone but it is not worth a clock.

She was punching the air. Clock it. No thats a half clock it.

by TeamClockIt March 4, 2025

clock

Clocks have pointers called hands, but personally I think they should be called fingers instead.

clocks can tell time.
I like clocks.

by sushi & mars December 24, 2020