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Cheese Gating

Sneaking inside someones house and giving them a good creampie while they sleep. Also know as 'Cheese Gating'.
"Yo man, you wanna cheese gate this hoe?" or "I cheese gated that bitch last night! I finally loafed in her!" Cheese Gating is a good activity for all.
by Cheese Gater May 12, 2020
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cheese paradox

since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
you'd better tell shrek not to get too much cheese or else the cheese paradox might occur
by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021
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Cheese in the hood

a way to trip someone out when they are high or stoned!
"dude, you got cheese in the hood man! Cheese in the hood!"
by Josh Boothroyd February 23, 2009
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mince and cheese

After banging some hoe in the ass and then mouth. taking a shit on her tits then jizzing on the shit.
"Hey Bill I gave that hoe a mince and cheese" "dude thats fucking awesome"
"I filmed it too "
"dude"
by dirtybustard July 29, 2014
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Recreational Cheese

A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.
I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.
by The Stafford Executive October 20, 2011
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Cheese-farming

When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk
The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".
by redhairetc June 1, 2018
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cheese-lettuce

A type of fungus on your testicles.
Quinn: Whats that on your testicles Henrique?
Henrique: Its just some cheese-lettuce.
by Nisesh August 10, 2019
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