Half Bake

‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off
Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’
by Bricklayer Steve November 23, 2018
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half tech

Not quite a full tech... The effort is there tho!!
She's only a half Tech... She'll eventually be a full tech soon enough!!
by R.L.R. March 20, 2022
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half breather

In reference to people in Colorado breathing the thin air at the high altitude. Commonly used at the University of Idaho. Similar to Fog Breather (reference to British people)
That damn half breather plays quarter back for Air Force
by Kibbie October 13, 2008
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half erection

When a Male gets half of an erection as a natural way to show you Love someone.
" Hey dude I got a half erection when I hugged that girl" "Did she notice my half erection when we cuddled?"
by Xhzjsjsjsbs May 29, 2017
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half a fag

Used to call someone lame without explicitly accusing him of faggotry. Used primarily in Italian- American influenced areas.
The kid's like half a fag already, he thinks who he is.
by Tottenville Reject February 07, 2014
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A bitch and a half

When a girl or woman is being bitchier or back-stabbing more than usual.
"your a bitch and a half you are!!!"

"fuck you, you ass licking, pussy fucker, hore"
by Jade Ives July 25, 2005
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Scrum Half

A position in Rugby played by a shortperson wearing the Number 9. His objective is to link the ball from the pack to the backs out of Scrums and Rucks. There are many aspects to his play of the game.
Ted: You play Rugby?
Tom: Why Yes
Ted: What Position
Tom: Scrum Half!
Ted: Oh. . .Hmmm
by Matt The Longest of them All August 09, 2005
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