Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

Joey

A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.

Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed

by grammy P June 25, 2023

To Joey yourself

To Joey yourself.
To die in the most stupid way possible.

Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself

Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself

by Hi igor January 19, 2024

Joey Rahmz

Where you rage too hard that the only word in your vocabulary is WHAT!!!

Joey - “What!!!”
James - “Your such a Joey Rahmz”

by Wonky Wonka November 24, 2020

joey

child who's mother is a milf (mom id like to fuck).

seth- " hey grant your a joey"
grant-" dude my mom isnt even that hot "

by mr cockman April 26, 2021

Joey-Teclism

The religion in which you like having fat bbbbbawls in yo jaws

Gee willikers, I'm a member of Joey-Teclism, time to gobble up some fresh cock n bawlls!

by abelaardbei May 16, 2023

joey

a gay firefighter who loves to choke on dick and swallow cum all day

joey slurped my foreskin last night

by therealone7777 November 11, 2022