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Manchester United

A certain finished club based in the greater Manchester region but majority of their fans are glory hunters from London. They are lead by their able and wonderful captain Harry Maguire. Some of the notable people who played in this disgusting club include Pendaldo, madman Penandes, De gea, Shitsandro martinez and local Politician Marcus Trashford. With the able guidance of Dutch gaffer Erik Ten Hag, they are surely going no where and need to be disbanded. They are famous for hating on their owners (the glazers) using them as a scapegoat after losing a match but real football fans know Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi own that club.
Manchester United will be the end of Sir Alex Ferguson.

If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United

I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
by Messigrande_ October 6, 2022
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THE UNITED ROAD

A YOUTUBE CHANNEL ABOUT THE ENGLISH FOOTBALL CLUB MANCHESTER UNITED.RAN BY A PERSON NAMED ANSHUMAN. HE DOES A WATCHALONG FOR EVERY MANCHESTER UNITED GAME. ALSO HE SOMETIMES HAS EXTREMLY BAD FOOTBALL OPINIONS.
by POTATOBOY251 November 5, 2022
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Gamers United

by Tower Dog November 16, 2022
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The United states

Person 1: I love the united states
Person 2: The accused, Person 1, is guilty of treason, and shall therefore be hanged, by the neck, until death.
by Baron von wimmerschnitzel November 28, 2022
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Faggots united

by gianc09_pro November 30, 2022
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Manchester United

Banter club. Only the most deluded football fans support this club. Anyone who supports Manchester United, just know they are deluded and tend to hype up their players to the most extreme levels after a win against relegation sides.
My neighbour supports Manchester United. I live in London.
by OverratedEqualsRashford January 7, 2023
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DIGGER UNITED

Digger United is a clan in the popular hit strategy game called Clash of Clans. They are known for their undefeated win streak and their slogan "Four stars good, two stars bad" and "All diggers are equal but some diggers are more equal than others." The Digger United also consists of the elite group, the Big Digger 5. This group has the top 5 best clashers in the Digger lands.
"HEIL DIGGER UNITED THE BEST CLAN IN CLASH"
"THE DIGGER 5 ARE THE BEST IN THE DIGGER UNITED"
"MY FAVOURITE MEMBER IN DIGGER UNITED IS LUNDI AND FUNKYMAN"
by funkysan March 15, 2023
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