pump the chemical toilet

When one has sexual intercourse with a less than desirable looking female, usually a 'sex worker' aka whore.

Origin: Family Guy
Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.
by thatonedudebro December 05, 2015
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toilet paper tongue

A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping
P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?

P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
by Jerwizzlefoshizzle November 16, 2017
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skibidi toilet syndrome

A disorder often gotten from an addiction to "skibidi toilet" on yt shorts or tiktok, usually affects kids from 3 - 11 years old, this disorder affects kids by watching way too much skibidi toilet and singing the song from the series. People with skibidi toilet syndrome have a harder time making friends and going outside due to their addiction to skibidi toilet, kids with this disorder also become very cringe.
"billy: hey dude my lil brother has been watching this dumbass toilet thingy what does that mean."
"billy's lil brother: *drools* skib i bop dop bpo yaes yes"
"Doctor: Im sorry but your little brother has skibidi toilet syndrome."
by SimplyCashier September 14, 2023
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toilet paper pearl

A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.
Damn girl you got the toilet paper pearl
by Christopher drew Barnett December 08, 2017
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laughing down the toilet

Vomit. In a named direction- hence toward the pot.
After David's 21st birthday, he was laughing down the toilet.
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bangladesh toilet services

the true meaning of bts 100% real?!?@?!?2!!??!@?!
Person 1: do u know wat does BTS stand for
btsfan991: Oh I know! It's bangtan boys!!💜💜💖💖
Person 1: wrong
btsfan991: What?! Then tell me the true meaning of BTS!
Person 1: bangladesh toilet services👌
by why do i exist in society November 24, 2022
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toilet paper eggs

the curled up bits of toilet paper left in your bum hairs after you wipe too hard with cheap toilet paper after a shit
Ah man, that bog roll has left me with toilet paper eggs in my ass nest..

Bev was not impressed by his dads new tattoo, so he dropped his duds to give his dad a brown eye and his dad said "damn boy, you got toilet paper eggs hatching in your anus"
by Katey Kate Kat Ka K February 27, 2014
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