New Jersey Swirlie

The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.

We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!

by Psychowalnut May 27, 2018

new jersey flyer

When someone ties anal beads to a kite, sticks it in their ass, and flies it high in the wind while yelling, "I AM THE MIGHTY THUNDER GOD!"

John: "What the hell is that?"

Robert: "New Jersey flyer. Don't ask."

by EricaTruth February 15, 2014

New Jersey Special

That moment during rough, bloody intercourse when your left kidney explodes.

Bro, Bill Cosby drugged my drink and gave a New Jersey Special! Call an ambulance quick!

by Gaycie May 26, 2020

linwood new jersey

the only place where you can find both the fakest ppl you'll ever meet and also the best ppl your elver meet. The only town that doesn't pay attention to any other sports then soccer and basketball.

omg she's acting like she's from Linwood New Jersey like honey chill your self

by Chill girl November 23, 2016

jersey shore, nj

A Jersians favorite place to go over the summer. Although this shore is sometimes given a bad rep by outsiders because of the 2009 MTV show; these beaches, us Jersians claim, are
sacred, better than any other. Whether it be renting a hotel or staying in a nearby beach house one or two blocks over, it's always a good time. Known for its boardwalks with arcade games, carnival rides, funnel cake and so much more fat, greasy food tourists as well as townspeople love to eat.

Wanna head down to the Jersey Shore, NJ?

by Shae1234 February 12, 2017

Jersey Devil Coaster

A roller coaster in Jackson Township, New Jersey, at Six Flags Great Adventure that makes you get AIDS from it being so satanic. It's Coaster Demon's favorite roller coaster, & it gave him HIV, spreading it to everyone who comes near him.

Jersey Devil Coaster is a kiddy coaster.

by Mr. Roller Coasters October 8, 2021

New Jersey Sunset

The act of smoking marijuana and receiving a handjob from a relative while sitting on the top of a hill in a farming community. For added pleasure they snort a bump of cocaine as they climax known as Bump Cumming.

Alex: "man you and your brother left the party pretty early last night, where did you guys go?"
Frank: "Oh yeah we went up to apple pie hill and watched the New Jersey Sunset."
Alex: "oh, ok man. Did you bump cum?"
Frank: "dude, you know I always bump cum"

by StonedWhiteKid May 25, 2016