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gen alpha

idiotic kids born between 2012-2025, though people tend to vary the range quite a bit. gen-alphas are the creators of trash jokes and memes that don’t make sense at all. for example, skibidi toilet. who’s laughing about singing heads coming out of toilets? are you literally retarded? get a life.
it’s very rare, but sometimes kids in this generation aren’t that bad. but it’s EXTREMELY rare.
gen alpha: omg im so sigma skibidi toilet im so much better than you i have the w rizz you have the l and fanum tax ohio sigma yes
actual human: are you mental?
by roikau July 7, 2024
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Alpha Male

Said unironically by submissive femboys who want to be anally destroyed by oiled up BBC.
"I like men."
"You're such an alpha male. There's nothing more manly than liking other men." *enters a passionate 10 hour long threesome*
by Afro-Chan January 17, 2024
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Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha

one of those gen alpha people who's like 13-14 (as off 2025) and is just surrounded by brainrotted kids and somehow they're immune to any brainrot. Almost extinct and will probably die out eventually.
Guy: Yo do u think im one of those Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha guys

Guy 2: Ohio skibidi toilet rizz gyatt capybara sigma NPC bro thinks he’s in a movie unspoken rizz bing chilling nah he tweaking L + ratio goofy ahh bro got that dog in him 💀💀 corecore edit playing slowed reverbed Juice WRLD while staring at the ceiling Minecraft parkour in the background bro’s whole life is a POV TikTok filter

Guy: man shut the fu-
by TheLucasus12 March 10, 2025
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Beta Alpha Delta (ashland)

Fouding fathers Ben, Garrett, Rob... founded off a couple of guys who didnt like their own frats, and loved to drink. They just wanted to have fun, so they started a baseball leauge just to drink, and get fucked up. If you want to be a part of BAD you have to drink. They are always willing accept new members as long as you drink alot. Power hours are a must if you want to join.
by BAD Baseball May 4, 2010
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gen Alpha

Once temporarily called "Post Gen-Z", this generation consists of children born after 2013 and their childhood has been changed forever due to the "epidemic" of YouTube addiction caused by COVID-19
With all the screen time and YouTube binges, it's no wonder the kids born from gen Alpha are more tech-savvy than any generation before them.
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
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Alpha

Always the leader and a good boss but can’t decide whether or not they like guys or girls they would smash anyone who’s attracted to them but there’s often people who are she is very sweet and caring but can also be self righteous but in the end she is the bomb.com she’s very insecure but for no reason because she is always insanely mind blowingly attractive she is smart and does well but is still rebellious in the background
by azer123 November 21, 2021
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All Alpha No Fucks

Tim Tebow; may occasionally be used to describe Chuck Norris and/or his roundhouse kicks
Yeah, toss that football. Yeah, misplace that euphemism, my tasty All Alpha No Fucks.
by Gingsterlicious June 6, 2015
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