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caught spits

meaning someone or you got oral pleasure
“yo i caught spits from Hailey
by keayo0 January 22, 2024
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Spit Guerrilla

A cunt of a meteorologist who pulls the zero rain ruse, when he knows there will be periods of spitting rain.
Sebastian Spit Guerrilla, once again fucked up the day for thousands. Purposely creative with the facts about light rainfall.
by CuntandCuntess February 7, 2025
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Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest
"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"
by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017
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Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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Spit

Spit Is A Form Of Mouth Juice That Is Expelled By Sucking Saliva From The Back Of The Mouth And ''Spiting'' It Out.
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NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.
OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY
by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019
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Unicorn Spit

When you bust your nut in someones mouth and while their mouth is open throw a handful of rainbow glitter into their mouth also. Therefore the receiver will spit the contents in their mouth out on the floor.
Im gonna teach the bro's mrs what unicorn spit is!
by Benfkn10 February 27, 2024
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