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Soft hoor

A soft hoor is someone that’s scared of a good alcoholic beverage, often used in Ireland or Scotland
See at boy er what a soft hoor he is
by anonymous December 20, 2021
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SofT Era

Extreme flopping, top players joining up together, Not playing a full season cause of load management
Todays players in the sofT era look like a bunch of gamers and electricians
by 1990sicc April 12, 2021
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soft

Lucas Lallemant

He's a french hedgehog who's been through stuff.

He cries a lot in dark times, can be angry but his smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.

His eyes are the ocean and his hair is pure porn.

He is also very smooth at flirting and likes to play the piano.
Random Mec: "Putain! That boy looks fucking soft"

Eliott: "I know right? He is the man of my dreams"
by raccoonsarecoolasfuck March 5, 2019
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Soft Launch

When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.
Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"
by Joka June 1, 2023
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Soft solipsism

You're a morally confused moron who wants to play gender politics and you're doing this not because you believe soft solipsism is good but because it's the opposite. You're entire mind is just 'I dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Now and you're a fucking idiot for being like this. You're fucking all the fat cocks, upto and including retards and children, and now you are making shit up to spite me.
Hym "Yeah, and your reading comprehension could use some work. The soft solipsism isn't good. You're delusional about your own virtue and you don't get to have a say in this because you are not fucking me. You're not a part of this. The opposition is entirely fabricated and their position is just the opposite of whatever I say as I say it. You need to shut these dumb whore up and get the show on the road here because if your would have put an end to this yesterday there is a good chance you would have more kids running around."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
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ingrid x soft

omg ingrid x soft lololololl ingrid wants to be eaten by soft eks dee little mouth hahaha
by sam the coolest June 15, 2021
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soft dick

When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.
Y/n: hey

Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah
by Aztylux March 26, 2021
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