Shit Sandwich

The act of eating someone’s ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe.

I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!

by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020

Superhero sandwich

When someone dresses up as a hero and makes a sub like sandwich and proceeds to fuck the sandwich until he ejaculates inside.

Hey jimmy the craziest thing happen to me a superhero came down and gave me a superhero sandwich.

by Upliftcone October 31, 2017

dancing sandwich

Cunnilingus

Took May home last night and gave her the old dancing sandwich. She squirted her “special sauce” all over my face.

by Johnston Thwackhammer August 2, 2021

The Cheese Sandwich

(Adj) A positive expression inflicted onto a situation or oneself.

Example 1:
Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: Why are you even asking that? You know I'm the cheese sandwich!

Example 2:
Person 1:
Hey did you see that baseball player hit a whammy!?

Person 2: I know man, that was the cheese sandwich!!

by PettyOfficerPoehner March 16, 2009

half sandwich

1 piece of bread with turkey meat, a sliver of cheddar cheese, 1 pickles and a dabble of mustard folded over

I could really use only a half sandwich

by Halfsandwichlover May 19, 2017

I'm a Sandwich

Saying that you're a sandwich is the equivalent to saying that you're a submissive in a BDSM relationship. It can also mean that you have to desire to he in the previously mentioned relationship in which you are the submissive

Jonah: I'm a sandwich
Oliver: What does that mean?
Jonah: It means I want my girlfriend to peg me

by I'm_A_Sandwich January 5, 2022

Selenite Sandwich

Obsessively placing your Tarot or Oracle decks under or between two slabs of selenite to "cleanse" a cardboard box filled with 5x3 card stock of any negativity.

I just got the new Threads of Fate Deck and I hear its brutally honest! Had to put it in a Selenite Sandwich for two days!

by mike_needs_a_vacation April 18, 2021