Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

squirrel cunt

It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in

Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.

by Dannyboydownunder September 14, 2019

Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.

Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.

by Cheldrainos June 17, 2019

squirrel tuft

That tramp stamp of hair above an ass crack on a guy

93 took off his shirt and had a massive squirrel tuft above his ass. He needs to wax it.

by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022

Squirrel

Someone just trying to catch a nut. Generally a homosexual.

Mmmhm look at that squirrel sashay down the street.

by Melvin S. March 1, 2017

Squirrel Face

A squirrel face is someone with bushy eyebrows

Look it's that bitch squirrel face again! Such a miserable thing..

by _n_i_n_j_a October 20, 2018

squirrel poacher

A guy who pursues his friends girlfriends and ex girlfriends.

Colin Kaepernick is a squirrel poacher

by Buffalo pimp March 22, 2016