Andover Soft Plug

An Anti-Safety device used in historical steam engines, allowing for the elimination of the traditional fusible plug, for the operation of a boiler with less water than conventionaly allowed.
Dat Tweedy Wun Fiddy musta been running a Andover Soft Plug last week because I swear there wasn't a drop of water in the glass.
by ADENGINEER October 16, 2022
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Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment
He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?
by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019
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a soft giggle

A soft giggle is like when you giggle, except it comes out smoother and slightly more silent. It also make's you move less when you do.
I let out a soft giggle as I watched the comedian.
by KittyFruitcake July 20, 2017
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Soft J

A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.
My friend and I went on a Soft J this morning before hitting the weights and getting yolked.
by Hovershlagen December 09, 2020
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Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.
ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...
by sal420paradise March 01, 2010
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soft

When a pussy falls from the sky on your head
the pussy was soft
by JOJOJOJOJOJJOJO February 18, 2020
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Soft

Ted after any fantasy loss.
Did you see how Ted left the group chat after he got worked in fantasy? That guys soft.
by SawftTed October 28, 2022
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