September 7th

The day that Epic No.1 bestest gamers ever in the history of the universe were born 😎 , also 7 8 9 so 9 is whack and 7 is like fckin SWOLE

TAKE THAT L YOU "NOT BORN ON SEPTEMBER 7TH"-ASS

by Roberro October 15, 2019

september 9th

september 9th is national give ur bf/gf a head pat day. on this day you have to give ur bf/gf a had pat otherwise ur gonna be cursed for a whole year.

random kid: hey honey do you know what day it is?

random kids bf/gf: yea september 9th, why?

random kids bf/gf: oooohhhhh

random kid: *gives head pat.

by salt and pepper :) June 05, 2021

September 2

Grab anything day. Grab someone's ass, or any other body part except for the private areas- 😭

ex: on september 2, he grabbed her ass and then he ran to class.

by deeznutsmzgotti20 September 01, 2021

september 22

People born on this date are usually super nice, but please stop overthinking bae. Since september is a virgo sign, I'm just gonna be honest and say you definatly fit the steriotypical virgo persona. Sorry I cannot spell lmao

"Omg did you see y/n? They are so pretty omg."
"Yeah, they were born september 22 btw!"
"Oh they must be super nice then."
"Yeah, but they need to stop otherthinking"
"Fr.."

by Indieee <33 April 25, 2022

No stefan september

No simping for a boy named stefan

Him; are you gonna fuck stefan tonight
her: no its no stefan september

by Joseking September 01, 2020

September 18th

This is national all homo day. The opposite of no homo. Makes straight men homo for the gay shit they do.

It is not John Cena’s birthday.

John Cena said, “it is not my birthday, does that mean I can’t put this cake in my ass?”
His wife said, “aye Jimmy, you’re embodying the September 18th ‘all homo’ vibes right now. Should we have a talk?”

by Jimmy John Cena. Freaky muscle October 17, 2019

September 29th

Let me guess this is your birthday? If it's not then... ok then if you were born on September 29th your as cool as the person that was born on September 28th. What did you expect me to tell you? Anyway Joe came down with a case of Ligma and Updog

Joe Mama. Ligma balls. Nothing much what's up with you? That's right September 29th had the jokes!

by Trustymilk12 October 17, 2019