september 15

the day when Cedric dances a striptease for Lior cuz its her bday

Lior: what re u doin-
Cedric /shakes his ass/
Lior: omg-
Me: thats september 15! happy bday stay horny!!!

by railmekai August 28, 2021

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September 7th

National Newt Day

Stevie: Hey Eleni its my birthday september 7th

Eleni: Shut up its newt day
Stevie: Wtf is that
Eleni: Time to watch maze runner

by ii_wOoDs_ii October 17, 2019

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Sidechick September

When School starts, the hoodies come out and cuffing season is upon us, this is the month to lock yourself down a side chick to keep you warm on windy autumn nights.

Daryl: Labor Day means the end to a city boy summer.

Lenny: I'm finna kick off Sidechick September tho. Gonna be litty like a kitty.

by Shitty Boi Summer August 29, 2019

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September 5

national say yes to your gf all day

“It’s September 5 which means I have to say yes to my gf all day”

by possum24 September 4, 2022

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September 18th

This is national all homo day. The opposite of no homo. Makes straight men homo for the gay shit they do.

It is not John Cena’s birthday.

John Cena said, “it is not my birthday, does that mean I can’t put this cake in my ass?”
His wife said, “aye Jimmy, you’re embodying the September 18th ‘all homo’ vibes right now. Should we have a talk?”

by Jimmy John Cena. Freaky muscle October 16, 2019

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September 29th

Let me guess this is your birthday? If it's not then... ok then if you were born on September 29th your as cool as the person that was born on September 28th. What did you expect me to tell you? Anyway Joe came down with a case of Ligma and Updog

Joe Mama. Ligma balls. Nothing much what's up with you? That's right September 29th had the jokes!

by Trustymilk12 October 16, 2019

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