September 3rd

National Ask Your Crush Out Day💕

ask yo crush out foo it’s September 3rd

by Justin Hernandez September 3, 2021

September 3

It’s the free ass pic. Send them to your friend

I would like it to be September 3 so I can get some free ass pics

by Idk_100 September 3, 2021

September 5

National clingy day

Her: why you being so clingy
Me: it's September 5

by Shylique September 4, 2021

september 9th

september 9th is national give ur bf/gf a head pat day. on this day you have to give ur bf/gf a had pat otherwise ur gonna be cursed for a whole year.

random kid: hey honey do you know what day it is?

random kids bf/gf: yea september 9th, why?

random kids bf/gf: oooohhhhh

random kid: *gives head pat.

by salt and pepper :) June 5, 2021

September 18th

This is national all homo day. The opposite of no homo. Makes straight men homo for the gay shit they do.

It is not John Cena’s birthday.

John Cena said, “it is not my birthday, does that mean I can’t put this cake in my ass?”
His wife said, “aye Jimmy, you’re embodying the September 18th ‘all homo’ vibes right now. Should we have a talk?”

by Jimmy John Cena. Freaky muscle October 16, 2019

September 29th

Let me guess this is your birthday? If it's not then... ok then if you were born on September 29th your as cool as the person that was born on September 28th. What did you expect me to tell you? Anyway Joe came down with a case of Ligma and Updog

Joe Mama. Ligma balls. Nothing much what's up with you? That's right September 29th had the jokes!

by Trustymilk12 October 16, 2019

September 26

A completely trash day. I can’t believe today is a thing it shouldn’t be.

September 26 is trash because it is the release date for Fortnite

by Chicks luv me October 21, 2019