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Perfect-Poop

The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.

After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.
by cheno1115 June 20, 2011
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Chunky poop

When a an Asian man puts his fingers a midgets ass
by Mikey Ofrd April 28, 2019
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Poop bank

The material you read while pooping
I had an incredible poop today and used up all the material in my poop bank
by Dfdf June 10, 2019
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das poop

Stupid German way of sayingOh Shit Thats Poop
*Crahses into manure truck* “DAS POOP!!!”
by 😂Wes8761😂 October 18, 2017
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poop caboose

the white person term for the butt, arse, or asshole of a human.
the end of a human body.
Jill: I'm ready for it Phil!
Phil: Alrighty...but bite on a pillow, I'm gonna put it in the poop caboose!
Jill: Oh shit...
by pooplo August 13, 2016
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Poop Job

When she goes poo poo on your wee wee
Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
by Dr Poop, M.D September 7, 2019
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poop goop

Semen that leaks out of an ass after fill-up
Steve's underwear showed signs of poop goop.
by crazyshityo November 6, 2007
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