The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

Ole

A Short weird guy. That likes to cycle behind Girls, but still a very funny guy.

There you go again doing it like Ole

by Spartanguy October 10, 2018

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by 0AmanasazA0 November 21, 2025

Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong

I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards

by Berek2501 August 2, 2023

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You've reached the epitome of boredom, there is no saving you.

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by ThisIsAnUrbanDictionaryAccount April 11, 2025

Ole spill

Ole Spill

A fast-paced bullet-hell game where everything always explodes. It’s impossible to keep track of whats’s happening and the game requires at least 10 button presses a second. Your brain will comprehend maybe 10% of the madness.

«What the hell is happening on the screen!?»

«No fucking clue dude, that’s a Ole spill.»

by StronkBuddy October 7, 2025

The Ol’ Colorado

When you suffer an injury, for which you are admitted to the hospital for multiple days. Then you fuck your case worker.

“Surgery went well! Afterward, he was feeling good enough to give her the Ol’ Colorado.”

by Qnig May 23, 2022