ninja giggle

the small nearly unnoticeable laugh a ninja does on the rare occasion when he is caught. Ninjas are almost never caught, hence no one knows what a ninja giggle sounds like.
As the ninja unobtrusively snuck down the high school hallway and the assistant principal saw him, he ninja giggled
by luckyones05 April 26, 2006
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Spork Ninja

A Spork Ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay attention. They will sneak up behind you, and decapitate you with a spork.

Not to be confused with Spork Sensei
Person#1: Dude! Weak! Something Decapitated Kenny!

Person#2: Ewwwww, looks like a Spork Ninja attack to me...
by omgykkyb September 24, 2006
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brain ninja

someone who has the ability to get into your head and fuck with your mind.
Jess: We were having a fight bout (something stupid that was Jess' fault) but i totally turned it around and made him feel bad bout it.
Ashlee: wow, you're such a brain ninja jess!
by inimitable07 November 10, 2008
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ninja pizza

pizza that disappears very quickly without a trace
by Gerg Craver September 18, 2007
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Herpes Ninja

A small, albeit herpes-infested ninja. He comes into your house while you are away and touches EVERYTHING.
Do you ever wonder why your room smells funny sometimes when you come home? That's a sure sign that the herpes ninja has paid you a visit.
by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009
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ass ninja

ninja's that spontaniously spawn from ones ass.
'Goddam, i had a bit of trouble with some ass ninja's this morning.'
by Prycey September 09, 2003
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Bubba Ninja

1. One who enjoys the "back door"
2. Skinny little bitch
3. Butt Pirate
Did you see that guy sneaking him around,
Yeah he looked gay
Must be Bubba Ninja
Yep, there's a big fat guy putting his dick in his ass
by Taylor February 11, 2005
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