Really annoying plague who nobody likes, but he thinks that everyone loves him because he makes his money from illegal dealings. He wears really bad clothes, and has a terrible haircut, like a jellyfish on his head. He is very stupid and does not wash himself or his clothes very Regularly. He does not talk, he shouts, and all he shouts abouts is himself. He plays really loud, really bad music at unsociable hours of the day. He is the Bald Monster because he is slowly going Bald and he so Loud and Annoying.
Dont answer the door, it's only the Bald Monster wanting to come in and tell us some bullshit for half an hour. Lets Kill the Bald Monster
by infinity February 25, 2004
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1IF U R ABOUT TO PAFORME IN A LIVE SHOW AND UR NERVOUSE YO HOMIES WOULD SAY MONSTER UP
2A man my yapper iz low , boy u need to monster up to get that gudda
3when you playing basketball and a big guy pushes u around then u need to monster up
2A man my yapper iz low , boy u need to monster up to get that gudda
3when you playing basketball and a big guy pushes u around then u need to monster up
by JAMEL ERV April 28, 2006
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