When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.
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by BigBuffBoi November 16, 2017
Get the monster condom mug.Racial/ethnic epithet/slur:
a) Any person who has an extreme desire to only associate with Asian or Asian descent people -- socially, sexually, etc.
b) a fetish for a certain thing, things/anything Asian.
a) Any person who has an extreme desire to only associate with Asian or Asian descent people -- socially, sexually, etc.
b) a fetish for a certain thing, things/anything Asian.
a) "What's with him/her only wanting to be with Asians? Turned into a real rice monster."
b) "Man, he's/she's totally hooked on that (fill in term such as anime, japanamation, etc. here). Turned into a real rice monster."
b) "Man, he's/she's totally hooked on that (fill in term such as anime, japanamation, etc. here). Turned into a real rice monster."
by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004
Get the rice monster mug.Really annoying plague who nobody likes, but he thinks that everyone loves him because he makes his money from illegal dealings. He wears really bad clothes, and has a terrible haircut, like a jellyfish on his head. He is very stupid and does not wash himself or his clothes very Regularly. He does not talk, he shouts, and all he shouts abouts is himself. He plays really loud, really bad music at unsociable hours of the day. He is the Bald Monster because he is slowly going Bald and he so Loud and Annoying.
Dont answer the door, it's only the Bald Monster wanting to come in and tell us some bullshit for half an hour. Lets Kill the Bald Monster
by infinity February 25, 2004
Get the Bald Monster mug.Also known as the logo for Raisin Bran©, the Poopy Monster eats anything and all things good. He has an appetite for small children's souls and a thing for sprinkle monster.
Corrine: "Oh shit, Poopy Monster just ate Sprinkle Monster."
Poopy Monster: "WTF is this shit, I'm trippin' off acid."
Poopy Monster: "WTF is this shit, I'm trippin' off acid."
by she made me do it May 20, 2011
Get the Poopy Monster mug.by Yo_noods April 19, 2009
Get the giggle monster mug.1 To get encouragement 2 to have a strong attitude about wat u r doing 3 TO GET BACK IN THE GAME 4 to get agressive
1IF U R ABOUT TO PAFORME IN A LIVE SHOW AND UR NERVOUSE YO HOMIES WOULD SAY MONSTER UP
2A man my yapper iz low , boy u need to monster up to get that gudda
3when you playing basketball and a big guy pushes u around then u need to monster up
2A man my yapper iz low , boy u need to monster up to get that gudda
3when you playing basketball and a big guy pushes u around then u need to monster up
by JAMEL ERV April 28, 2006
Get the monster up mug.She was really horny, but also on her period, so I did what any man would do. I gave her the Kube Monster.
by Kalabastard July 27, 2008
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