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Midlife Crisis

Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline

For my pet genius

My head is like a lettuce
Go on and dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving
I'm thirty-something

Sense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife crisis
Suck ingenuity

Down through the family tree
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two

It's a midlife crisis
It's a midlife crisis
What an inheritance
The salt and the Kleenex

Morbid self attention
Bending my pinky back

A little discipline
A donor by habit

A little discipline
Rent an opinion
Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument

Midlife crisis
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you

Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleeding enough for two

(Yeah)

It's a midlife crisis
It's a midlife crisis

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck)

Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two
You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck)

Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

Midlife Crisis
by Death Menace July 21, 2023
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Midnight handwashing

Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023
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Midnight Maccas Run

the art of going to your nearest 24h Maccas and getting some food, while doing it as quick as possible.

bonus points if you do a burnout in the drive thru.

usually done between 12am and 4:30am
Me: Oi mate you up for a Midnight Maccas run?
Friend: fucking sure mate lets go
by Blind Man driving August 26, 2023
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Midnight 15

When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.
Steve: I'm going to diet.

Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?

Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.

Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.

*1 month later.

Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.

Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.

Steve: Why?!

Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024
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Midnight Munching

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.
by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023
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midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.
1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023
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madzie

Maddie. That instagram user who is constantly talking about Satoru Gojo so much that if he really comes back it'll be because of her.
"Oh did you see that new story user madzie posted?"
"Was it about gojo?"
"Of course"
by xoxouhm October 5, 2023
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