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matt bernardi

Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.
“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”
by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020
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Matt Lieberman

Verb: to be so willfully dense about one's own ineptitude that it benefits the opposing side.

Noun: someone who ruins their own long-term career for a short-term ego stroke.

Origin: Atlanta Democratic candidate that refused to cooperate with Democratic party strategy because of his own ego, damaging the likelihood of success for the people he claims to represent.
Verb: Our team had an easy win, but then the rookie Matt Liebermanned and wouldn't pass the ball giving victory to the other side.

Noun: I wouldn't hire him as a cook because he's such a Matt Lieberman that he'd have people eating at the place next door.
by Distawoduhi October 5, 2020
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Matt-Oan

The best person ever. Perfect in every way. Perfect look and personality.
Whoa, it’s Matt-Oan, how is he so perfect! He’s the goat.
by TheGoatDecider October 17, 2020
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Matt troiani

Pretty much a big vaping fag and that’s all
#quietlygay #vaping #juul #tripfromfacade #matt troiani
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Matt Lauer

Verb - to act inappropriately towards or harass in a sexual manner when it’s seemingly outside your character.
That girl/boy/man/woman is so cute/sexy, I’m totally going to Matt Lauer them.
by blkngoldjosh November 30, 2017
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matt charnley

The sexiest person known to man. everyone bows down to him as he walks past. he is just that sexy.
Matt Charnley is so dam hot
by Shrek inator September 3, 2016
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Matt attat

A person who is a Matt attat is a highly hyperactive human being who has the brain capacity of a blue whale high on cocaine. There are tests to prove that if a Matt attat were to get more hyperactive then he currently is he would dissolve into a puddle of low-sugar Yacult.
by Matt attat June 11, 2019
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