Luca

Luca us a mentally and psychally retarded rat that everyone wants to squish he also has sex with cats without hair He also has a brain size of a pea. He also goes to people's house and sniffs babies diapers and shuves his one of 3 head down a unflushed bathroom. He also has a forhead size on the universe and can't move because it weighs 9999999999 mega tons and has a bmi that he cant evan count to.He is not allowed on tall building because it will collapse.He also can fly by consuming 1 ton of of shit when he gets up to a tower he eats his daily serving of 1111111111111 eybirses and drink 100000L of bin juice and also spends 20hrs a day stalking hobos.

Luca is a beluga whale

by Ducks are life 9 April 8, 2019

Luca

Luca is a really geeky nerdy guy that is often very short. He is kinda annoying and likes to correct the teacher. He's a teacher's pet or the teacher hates him. Lucas have brown hair. They're probably jesus. or satan. or both. they have the chubbiest cheeks. if you slap a luca they will steal your bones.

BAZINGA.

Bro 1: LUCA IS AN ALIEN BRO
Bro 2: DUUIUUUUDE I KNOW
Bro 3: DUUUUUUDE

by litteidiot April 9, 2019

Luca

Luca is the type of guy to always cheer you up, has a huge penis and is one of the greatest when it comes to the bed department. Not many people realise how much you will miss him once he is gone. Gets many girls, has great looks and an awesome family.

Do you see that guy over there? Ye he has a Luca dick

by Cool dude kris April 12, 2019

luca

a boy that loves jumping on big tooth brushes to simulate anal

'goes into bath tub'

'stands into the wright position'
'jumps butt first onto the tooth brush'
'Luca' UGHHHHHHHH'

by bb0bbyy April 15, 2019

luca loproto

luca loproto, where do we get started. well he is cursed with shortness even his dads is tall, has ight hair, small dick, use to be good a soccer but wasted his life on his dads e cigarette. very plain and has a hot cousin

oh luca loproto.... that faggot
oh yeahhh luca loproto. his cousins hot

by qucamoolleee mann September 23, 2019

Lucas

Lucas is a creative guy. He may be shy around new people but when you get to know him he is the funniest person you will ever meet. Lucas's know all the memes and makes great Tik Toks. if you meet a Lucas you should hole on to him. he may be useful.

Lucas is so cool

by thomas tha tank ngine September 24, 2019

Lucas

Hottest cunt, Biggest dick, King Of Plenty, Drives the Minge Mobile, Fucks the dutch birds.

Jim: ‘Holly fuck that dutch bird is getting it’
Bob: ‘Yea she’s dating a Lucas, Aparently She lets him wipe it on the curtains’
Jim:’Geez I wish i was a Lucas’

Lincoln Smells

by lpa2005 September 27, 2019