jumpsuit lesbian

Butch style on top, Kardashian style in the rear, party all over.

Dayum, I want that jumpsuit lesbian to fix my alternator, then take me to her brow specialist, then take me home.

by Greeneyes1981 May 23, 2018

Lesbian Layaway

Developing a friendship with someone you are attracted to who is currently off the market to increase your chances of having sex with or dating them when they are available.

While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.

That girl Lauren is so hot, and I really want to date her but she's still involved with that behemoth girlfriend of hers. I'll just put her on Lesbian Layaway, become her "best friend" and wait until their crappy relationship ends again so I can sweep her off her feet.

by c-dawg lemaire January 10, 2012

Lesbian stereotype

A girl who loves girls and does the following:
1. owns many pairs of vans/converse
2. wears khakis/cargo pants
3.has an undercut/short hair
4.has a dusty guitar in the corner of her room
5. reads gay teen romance novels
6. skates
7. shops in the “men’s” section
8. dosent have a real wallet
9. GAY MUSIC

(wallows, king princess, hard rock, the obvious girl in red)
10. cnat type correctly
11. likes girls

lesbian stereotype: *pulls money out of shoe*
friend: 🙄 ur such a lesbian stereotype

by swaggy_gay May 8, 2021

chlorine lesbian

a gay female who gets along with everyone and is a soft girl; opposite of a hey mamas lesbian

Sally’s such a chlorine lesbian!

by gut gut January 2, 2021

basic lesbian

lesbians who dress up like lumberjacks and have 12 year old boy haircuts

all that flannel makes you look like a basic lesbian

by kattende March 7, 2017

Lesbian Buttfuck

When one person fucks over another person either for fun of just because they can. When a woman fucks another woman in the ass it's not because it feels really good but because it's fun to wreck your girlfriends butthole.

Hipster: My dad threw me a huge birthday party and invited all my friends

Vegan: That was nice of him my, dad would never do that for me.
Hipster: Actually it was the worst day of my life. The party was in the basement and the cake was loaded with exlax and he locked us all down there with no bathroom while we weren't paying attention, then left to go to Vegas for the weekend with my mom.
Vegan: Wow you were the recipient of a seriously brutal lesbian buttfuck.
Hipster: I fucked your stupid girlfriend.

by WonkyKong November 3, 2018

metro-lesbian

The reverse of metrosexual, a straight woman who dresses and wears her hair like a lesbian.

Good lord, does that metro-lesbian looks get me hot!

by Alex Stockwell May 18, 2017