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Lesbian regret

When one lesbian has feelings for another woman but then panics when they realise it is someone they have seen in public before and out of fear they sever all communication to avoid awkward encounters in the future
Person 1: I was talking to this girl on tinder but she suddenly disappeared mid-conversation...
Person 2: Damn girl that's tough, she must have got lesbian regret.
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lesbian’t

Me: let’s go cuddle

Friend: ya but let’s keep it lesbian’t
lesbian’t by Aaaalainaaaaa April 24, 2019

lesbian pasta 

A pasta dish containing a multitude of seafood elements. Can include but is not limited to: clams, mussels, prawns, calamari, fish, etc.
Wow, although very fishy, this is some tasty lesbian pasta!”
lesbian pasta by Steamy Joe June 21, 2019

lesbian luggage 

After lesbians inevitably move in together after just starting to date and immediately break up, the new-ex's belongings are swiftly put into garbage bags and put out on the front porch for them to collect without having to have yet another fight.
"Why's that garbage bag on the front porch?" "Oh, that's Carole's lesbian luggage. We broke up yesterday."
lesbian luggage by ef.this September 17, 2019

Lesbian Crack 

when a group of 400 seahorses witness two lesbians climb a rope after taking laxatives and shit down the rope then the rope is cut up so the seahorse may proceed to have a hardened piece of shit covered rope or otherwise known as a poor mans dildo
have you ever done lesbian crack? dad I told you I'm straight!
Lesbian Crack by air pods 0.5 March 17, 2020

lesbian to a 45-degree angle

"See, we're lesbian to a 45-degree angle."

Lesbian Safe Spaces 

Amazing kind people that will make you feel welcome, expect if your not lesbian or a dsmp fan. But sadly some Non Lesbians think they can interact with our safe spaces when they have their own :(

I am a lesbian myself and I’m so glad Lesbian Safe Spaces were created, I follow a lot on tiktok and I even joined a Lesbian Safe Space group account

They are even better if their an kpop lesbian safe space
Me: Hello I’m Lesbian

Lesbian Safe Space: Hello!

Lesbian Safe Spaces has non lesbians DNI in their bio
Lesbian Safe Spaces by Kameko Kpop February 26, 2022